One cow. That's the whole shop.

We sell one thing and we sell it properly. A 30cm Highland cow with a shaggy coat, a fringe over its eyes, and enough weight to sit where you put it. Four colours. Ships from the US.

Meet the cow

What to expect

  • Ships from the US

    Stock sits in a US warehouse, so nothing crosses an ocean after you order.

  • 1–3 days to ship

    Most orders leave the warehouse within one to three business days.

  • 3–7 days to arrive

    Standard US delivery once it's on its way. No three-week wait.

  • Questions answered

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